chocolate tears

while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes

i made my woman cry chocolate tears lastnight.....oh yeah

by fintygamery January 4, 2009

chocolate drizzle

trevortian origin when somebody takes a diharreah dump on your face and you like it off and spit it into their but hole

dude yeah....patti and had a chocolate drizzle last night....it was pretty ace

by blumpkin January 5, 2005

Boiling Chocolate

The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.

" Dude I think I might have to spackle."

" What makes you say that?"

" I think I'm boiling chocolate over here."

by The Spackler August 23, 2009

the chocolate suprise

when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth

i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise

by BIG MARV 78 June 18, 2009

Chocolate Bowled

A prank in which u take a shit somewhere and u decide not to flush just to get the next person to use it very pissed off

Steve : WTF Jon why didnt u flush the dam toilet
Jon: U just been Chocolate Bowled bitch

by Airmanjon September 25, 2009

Chocolate Breakfast

Waking your partner from sleep in the morning by licking their asshole.

I was too nervous to propose analingus to Jeanette, so I went out on a limb and surprised her with a little chocolate breakfast this morning.

by Dreadful Great March 27, 2010

Chocolate Axe

A cologne that smells so good that it is almost orgasmic. If you wear it you are automatically more actractive. Only to be worn by sexy mofos

Ally: Ohmygod Josh smelled so good today
Michelle: He was probably wearing chocolate axe

by Algae157 April 16, 2011