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Emotional Chicken

Exerting dominance over someone with a bluff during a conversation, at which point the counterpart to the verbal exchange also bluffs. The bluffs generally multiply exponentially as intensity of conversation escalates. Whoever backs down first loses and the fictitious consequences dissolve.
Per 1 - “We need to be at the airport by 4 o’clock, my sister gets home from work at 3:15 and she can drive us. Which helps tremendously because she is watching the dogs for us while we are away.”

Per 2 - “Ok, we have to arrive at your sisters house by 3 for this to work. Will you definitely be ready to leave our house at 1:30 tomorrow?”

Per 1 - “YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M JUST GONNA TEXT MY SISTER AND TELL HER THAT WE ARE HIRING A CAR SERVICE INSTEAD!!!”

Per 2 - “FINE!!”

Per 1 - ...picks up cell phone and starts “texting sister”

Per 2 - “Maybe I’ll just cancel the flight and we’ll just stay home!”

Per 1 - “Maybe I’ll just move out!!”

Per 2 - “Oh yeah, maybe I’ll file for divorce!”

Per 1 - “Maybe you will”

Per 2 - “Don’t text your sister, I’m sure you’ll be ready to leave on time.”

Per 1 - “ok, love you”

Per 2 - “love you too

Per 1 - “another successful round of emotional chicken wings by yours truly!”
by Bill Shakesbeer October 13, 2021
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earth chicken

Told you that earth chicken was afraid of his shadow
by Fxxk May 16, 2016
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Dizzy Chicken

Man runs around in circles till he becomes dizzy, once he is dizzy he pecks around the woman’s vagina with his dick till he finds the feeding hole.
The man played dizzy chicken with his wife. He was very sore afterwards.
by slimsadiee03 June 25, 2021
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cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.
There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.
by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014
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Chicken kiss

or Cloacal Kiss, refers to the way birds reproduce. The male and female press their cloacae ( the plural form of cloaca - the opening that a bird uses for waste and reproduction) together to fertilize the female bird's ova.

Also a slang term for vagina-to-vagina or anus-to-anus intercourse (see Fish Bump)
Aww, sick Chicken Kiss! Looks like Bessy's finally gonna lay.
by FreddyFwaygaux August 2, 2018
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yellow chicken

hey he is so defensive, he is a yellow chicken.
by MeandHer March 26, 2019
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Neal Chicken

verb. When you put on socks that have cum dried in them.
by SwagLordBigMoney September 30, 2018
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