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Brandon

So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.
by m4xhunt3r August 25, 2023
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Dark Brandon

Hawk Tuah Harris in meme form is sometimes known as Dark Brandon.
by Basstovsky July 31, 2024
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Brandon

Brandon
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Brandon

A person who often AFK's for long periods of time. To shower, to eat. He ain't comin' back.
Man, you're acting like a real BRANDON right now.
by ARealChadFoSho March 30, 2020
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Wendy + Brandon

The best couple to ever exist ever. Everyone from far and wide knows of them, they are known as the perfect couple. Everyone strives to be like Wendy and Brandon.
Simp: Wow I wish I could get a relationship like Wendy + Brandon.

*starts to watch pokimane and jerk off*
by JewBurner420000 April 5, 2021
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Brandon Bataglia

Brandon Bataglia is really gay and likes.... wait no, LOVES BBC . Overall he's a good mate and lovely gym parenter
Brandon Bataglia isnt at school today
by known797 May 18, 2022
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