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bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked
what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.
by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023
mugGet the bacon countmug.

Bacon

I love BACON
by Bacon 4 life April 2, 2017
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Bacon colonel

That bacon colonel was great last night
by 18421442 August 20, 2016
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Bacon

1. (noun) Female rappers' slang for protruding labia.
"Shove your face in, stir my bacon."
by santoslhalper September 28, 2013
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Blood and Bacon

If you have 3 things on your plate for exampel pizza, eggs and tofu, then pizza and eggs are bacon because it taste good but tufo is blood because its gross.
This hamburger is amazing but the fries suck . You can just say blood and bacon.
by Smart-Mc-Smart-Pants August 24, 2017
mugGet the Blood and Baconmug.

bacon gyro

A gyro sandwich with bacon inside it
I would like 1 bacon gyro please
by PJ Vernon May 7, 2020
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Death Bacon

Bacon with the stringy fat that goes down your throat and makes you choke.
yesterday i was almost killed by death bacon.
by Hyperbolic Paraboloid September 11, 2021
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