August 1

National "Let your friend dick you down and give you the most diabolical extreme backshots ever" day!!

"YOOOO DUDE IM SCARED ITS AUGUST FIRST LETS LOCK OURSELVES IN A ROOM!!!"

"yeah okay why?"

...

little does he know.. its August 1..

by ObviiiiAL August 1, 2025

August 12th

National short friend revenge day. Short people unite and let's beat up the tall ones 😈

"YO I'm gonna beat you up"
"WHY?!"
"cause it's august 12th 😎"

by iwilleatyourgrandma August 1, 2025

August 6

On this day your gf has to give you a kiss. No exceptions. No excuses.

Bf: “hey it’s august 6”
Gf: “come over here and get ur kiss 🙄”

by Thisguy41230827 August 5, 2025

August 8

On August 8, your gf has to give you a kiss. No exceptions or excuses, it’s required. Just do it

“Yo bro it’s August 8”
“Yeah so?”
“I’m gonna go get my kiss”

by Thisguy41230827 August 6, 2025

august 8th

it’s the national pyjama matching day in australia and the best day to maych

bro i can’t wait for august 8th pyjama day

by shushhhhhman100201 August 8, 2025

August 12th

día de la puta, also known as day of the hoe.

"Its my birthday today". "Wait isn't it august 12th?? It’s día de la puta, that means that u a hoe ✌️😂"

by 1600klock August 12, 2025

August 17th National Chug a Bapple Day

Today it is required to chug a bapple

“Hey today is August 17th National Chug a Bapple Day“

by Definitely Rudy August 17, 2025