Blue Jew

Someone who is Jewish but doesn't look like it

Guy 1: Hey you see that guy over there?

Guy 2: Yeah what about him?

Guy 1: He's a blue Jew

Guy 2: What? He's Jewish?

by RatmanJones May 11, 2011

Jew ish

Adj.

Possessing certain personality traits, mannerisms, patterns of speech or physical attributes that are commonly assigned to Jewish people, often in way that might be seen as stereotypical or ignorant.

Gentile 1: "You've got a huge nose and a white guy afro...are you Jewish?"
Gentile 2: "Well, no...but I am Jew ish!"
Gentile 1: "I cant understand the subtleties of intonation and inflection due to a recent traumatic brain injury, but your slight pause before the ..ISH qualifier leads me to believe that your statement was meant as premeditated hate speech directed at the entirety of jewish culture, philosophy and spiritual practice and quite possibly a direct retaliation against the jewish people for the crucifixion of our lord and savior jesus christ"

by bandaloop January 29, 2019

trade jew

a person who looks to rip people off in exchanges. This is particularly intended for fantasy sports participants.

Varun's forcing me to give up a top receiver for DeAngelo Williams, what a trade jew!!

by tonygumbo September 2, 2011

sun-jew

A sickly person, one who is sick all of the time

Mike: Dude John called in sick for work
Mark: Man that guy is such a sun-jew

by Amol2 January 8, 2009

Jew Bag

Someone who gets everything from there parents.

Jack: Yo Andrew, I just got an Xbox One. My parents got it for me.
Andrew: I don't give a shit, You Jew Bag.

by BigFatBootyBoy June 13, 2014

Jew bait

Any red haired person or any person pertaining to Jewish things.

Carrot top and your synagogues rabbi are jew baits.

by Nelso Gonzalez May 13, 2008

Jew bait

Any red haired person or anyone Pertaining to Jewish activities. Also, those who eat culture. So it is a jew an those who look like one.

Your rabbi and Carrot Top are jew baits.

by Nelso Gonzalez May 13, 2008