AM

A undefined numerical equation.

The approximate number of minutes it takes a woman to get ready to do something. Anything.

I told my wife to get ready for the movie about AM hours ago , but she a still not ready!

by D-Ag January 21, 2020

I am tenzed up

Basically if you are tenzed up, it means you want to be violated by a bear.

DEMETREUS DEMARCUS BARTHOLOMEW JAMES THE THIRD JUNIOR: I WAS REALLY I am tenzed up YESTERDAY!
JOAQIM: WOW, I HOPE YOU CAN STILL WALK STRAIGHT!

by I love bears April 7, 2023

Teacher: I know you cheated on those tests bob, you will find out your results on Friday.

*Bob turns to friend*

Bob: I am finished.

by CocacolaKeyboard March 26, 2024

Short for "I am" or "Am is" mostly used by lazy people

by Crvyln April 30, 2021

It's when your whole life is a lie and you will lie till the end of your life

I am a lie and everything I have said up to this point is a lie

A man with a huge gyatt bums ginormous like two moons put together with perfect curvature , and can bounce like a trampoline .

That dude is literally an I-am bro, his gyatt is crazy!

by anonymous March 23, 2025