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Amed

Amed is the nicest person you will meet he's kind, a good listener and is funny he has the most girly scream but it is so funny you can enjoy his company and love texting him he is a great person to vent to and have fun with he enjoys soccer,

playing Fifa , wearing pro club and his favorite color is yellow he has an amazing smile and nice curly hair and has a goofy laugh I hope you have an Amed in ya life jus like him
"Do you know were Amed is?"
by jenny4eva February 26, 2023
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am-gill

The term "am-gill" is a sexual act teammates perform after they get a win, in a particular sporting event. The am refers to morning wood, and the gill refers to the guts of a human being .
After getting our first dub at home yesterday, we all had an am-gill at Chad's house after the game.
by spongebobnig October 25, 2018
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I am not crazy

I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
by TheGuywiththetea February 11, 2024
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4 am dick slap

Its Tuesday mutha fucka dont cum at me with that 4 am dick slap shit!!!
by 4am cock slap September 27, 2019
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oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph
by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023
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i am groot

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by h2h2 December 8, 2020
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