An acronym for "Engagement Retard" for people that create gossip or start drama over things just for fun especially when they know nothing about it or don't even care about the subject in question, and often telling lies about it to start trouble.
Man, these E Tards have no real life at all. Oh great, another E Tard creating problems just to create problems.
by Enlightened Dude July 8, 2025
Get the E Tardmug. by buzzworkz January 8, 2018
Get the Techno-tardmug. Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.
by MM132 September 7, 2019
Get the Scaredy Tardmug. A "Pan-tard" is a person who plays video games with tanks in them and body blocks his teammates who are trying to get to cover but refuses to move to let them to safety.
The word originates from a combination of the German word "panzer" for "tank" and "tard" a word used to convey that someone is of not smart or special needs decent.
The word originates from a combination of the German word "panzer" for "tank" and "tard" a word used to convey that someone is of not smart or special needs decent.
Person 1: I love playing world of tanks, but these "Pan-tards" keep getting me killed.
Person 2: I know how you feel. Idiots who purposely get their teammates killed by body blocking them from cover are totally "Pan-tards"
Person 2: I know how you feel. Idiots who purposely get their teammates killed by body blocking them from cover are totally "Pan-tards"
by enderwatcher287 July 8, 2022
Get the Pan-tardmug. Lane of a road where slow and ignorant drivers belong, the right lane. This includes any highway or city street.
This idiot just merged into the passing lane, and he's just doing the speed limit. He belongs in the tard lane.
by quitepedantic November 17, 2015
Get the Tard Lanemug. 1. A velcro ladden shoe used for special needs.
2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'
2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'
1. 'Wow!He put on the tard shoe like he doesn't even need it.'
2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'
2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'
by DharmaCoyote March 29, 2025
Get the Tard Shoemug. A person who thinks they know everything about law when really they don't, or they know a bit but they are mislead.
Usually found in YouTube comment sections, these people are generally defensive and not likely to change their interpretation of a scenario.
These people are also likely to jump into scenarios, during or after, without using context.
Usually found in YouTube comment sections, these people are generally defensive and not likely to change their interpretation of a scenario.
These people are also likely to jump into scenarios, during or after, without using context.
Jesus, these law-tards are everywhere.
by Code_Maker May 29, 2018
Get the Law-Tardmug.