A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.
EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")
EXAMPLE 2
Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")
EXAMPLE 2
Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP
by Abraham's Adversary May 27, 2017
*shirtless male african american walks by*
"Daaaaaammmmnnn Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!"
"Daaaaaammmmnnn Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!"
by PicTaker15 September 16, 2009
A memorable line said by Peter Gibbons in Office Space. Used as a sarcastic rejoinder to overblown Nazi comparisons, especially comparisons to yellow stars.
"Vaccine passports are literally yellow stars"
"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear"
"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear"
by Queen Buttrix March 30, 2021
a real piece of shit
Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"
Person 2: "Amen"
by Ballmanhood November 10, 2020
I'm a typical "editor" of Urban dictionary. Weeks ago, I added a word that is now quite poular. So to keep the word popular and my ego fresh, I became an editor and click on nothing but the DONT PUBLISH BUTTON. I'm sooo awesome.
I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish for many reasons:
1. Because I'm a little kid who thinks it's funny.
2. My word got published, but I'm afraid there might be a cooler one coming up.
3. I have no life.
1. Because I'm a little kid who thinks it's funny.
2. My word got published, but I'm afraid there might be a cooler one coming up.
3. I have no life.
by fuckurbaneditor7 May 18, 2010
Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"
by TheeSteelNutt April 02, 2020