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Ray Gun Pussy

A ray gun pussy is what you get after shooting a large block of steel with a ray gun, leaving a soft, warm, penis sized hole
Derrick: “ey what’d you just get out of the hospital for”

Brandon: “I didn’t wait long enough after making my ray gun pussy and my dick got burnt off”
by Steel Pumper September 7, 2022
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water gun wedding

A wedding in haste purely for the virginal or the celibate who desire to fornicate in desperation.
They had a water gun wedding on their second date and divorced on their third.
by unknown anilatak February 5, 2010
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elephant gun

The Dostevei in the N64 game, Goldeneye. So called because it's gray.
I just picked up two Dosteveis, gonna' bust a cap up in your grill.
by Bagel Head March 30, 2004
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Good Guy With A Gun

A phrase frequently used by members of the National Rifle Association, Focus on the Family, and other conservative Christian groups aimed at abusing representative democracy to impose biblical law on non-Christians. Originally used to describe a concealed-carry permit holder who shoots a would-be attacker before they can accomplish real harm, but has since been co-opted to refer to white supremacists, especially current and former members of the military, American law enforcement (don't even get me started on the SROs), and other ammosexual evangelist control freaks. Not something Jesus Christ would approve of if he were alive today.

Thank god the NRA went bankrupt after the Capitol Insurrection.
After watching the news coverage of the insurrection at the Capitol Building, I'll never hear the phrase, "Good guy with a gun," the same way ever again.

Have you noticed how many, "good guys with guns," are just straight up Nazis and klansmen?
by jlloyddaman January 31, 2021
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Quimmerson Love Gun

A variation of the famous one in the pink and two in the stink routine because the thumb plays the one-string banjo at the same time
I gave the missus a Quimmerson Love Gun last night and i made her cum so hard she almost had an aneurysm !
by Isaac Hunt November 5, 2008
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hot glue gun

the penis, especially when ejaculating. release of some hot, sticky, 'mucilage' sometimes resulting in the eventual appearance of an uninvited 'guest'!
can you come over on thursday? (response:) i guess so, i'll just be playing with my hot glue gun!

made a 'mess' with my hot glue gun, and down the road two became three!!
by michael foolsley May 12, 2014
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Mexican Machine Gun

Throwing a hand full of rocks at someone because you can't afford a real gun.
Boy 1: Did you hear about Jimmy getting shot by a Mexican Machine Gun?

Boy 2: Oh Lord please don't tell me its true! Is he going to die??????? What hospital is he in?

Boy 1: Nah dude! He's fine. Only one small cut on his cheek, he's gonna be fine. Luckily they weren't closer. He's now found the Lord though, said it changed his view on life.
by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011
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