Online Friends

people you’d rather be with in real life

I really wish my online friends were my irls

by Glarbsttentenford November 20, 2021

Friends Syndrome

When you constantly clap the Friends clapping bit whenever someone says friends

John: Why does he keep clapping when i say friends
Steve: *clap clap clap clap*
Wick: I think he has Friends Syndrome

by TheRokt June 2, 2017

Liquid friend

Liquor, Beer, anything that can get your drunk.

"Wheres my liquid freind cause i need another drink?"- Mr bones

by SexBandit88 January 28, 2005

rubber friend

a wordcondom/word

Be sure to wear your rubber friend when having sex

by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003

lil friend

A person you are talking to or messing with. They are of significance but without an official title

Me: mom I’m going to the movies

Mom: okay be safe. Who you taking your lil friend?

Boy: I’m trynna talk with you, wassup
Girl: why you trying to talk to me now. You and your lil friend broke up?

by Capcutie June 30, 2019

friend-rock

music played by your friends that you don't necissarily like, but that becomes inexplicxable tolerable when someone you know plays it, and that you listen to anyway, becuase you're supporting them
I first saw heard this word from Sufjan Stevens in a Rolling Stone Q&A

I hate emo but I've been to every one of Sam's shows, and suprisingly they were'nt so bad. But I still hate emo. I must be into friend-rock

by girlonthewing June 28, 2008

Public Friend

A person who acts like your friend in public and social situations, but basically uses you and treats you like crap.

Jon: Dude, Devan Downey is so good at basketball!
Michael: Yeah, but Andy Roddick is THE MAN at tennis.
Dustin: Jack is good at everything!!!
Jack: uhh..thanks..?
Later...
Dustin: Hey Jack, can I see your answers, I was really busy last night and I had practice and all.
Jack: Um yeah sure.
Dustin: Thanks man, you're the best.
Afterwards...
*Jack stands in a circle of conversation*
*Dustin walks right in front of him and pushes him out of the circle*
Despues...
Jack: Hey Dustin, I woke up late this morning and didn't have time for breakfast. Can I please have some of those cheez its?
Dustin: no
Jack: Jeez, what a public friend..

by Jack Daniels Moore February 7, 2010