by Mr Dig Bick October 26, 2012
Get the Coombes' magic footmug. by ilikelikelikelikeye March 26, 2021
Get the footmug. Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.
The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath
by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022
Get the Florida Foot Bathmug. The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.
by swag9000 January 29, 2023
Get the foot erectionmug. 
by ball destroyer9000 January 31, 2023
Get the black footed catmug. A highly advanced form of martial arts where opponents are defeated by being repeatedly hit in their foots with one's face.
Person 1: *Kicks person 2 right in the face*
Person 2: How do you like my Face-to-Foot style?
Person 3: Just ignore him, we trained him all wrong on purpose as a joke.
Person 2: How do you like my Face-to-Foot style?
Person 3: Just ignore him, we trained him all wrong on purpose as a joke.
by DigestedAlive October 11, 2022
Get the Face-to-foot stylemug.