“Damn you took that fat chick home last night?”
“Yeah she was a spermback whale after I was done with her”
“Yeah she was a spermback whale after I was done with her”
by carrytheflag61 February 27, 2022

Roommate 1: Man, what are you doing in there? All I hear is heavy breathing.
Roommate 2: Go away, I'm saving the whales.
Roommate 2: Go away, I'm saving the whales.
by debren27 September 17, 2016

Girl with more weights than a gym, always wants to get laid and loves noshing off guys
Always 1st at the BBQ line and drinks vodka and diet coke
Always 1st at the BBQ line and drinks vodka and diet coke
"is that Hayley from school? She is The whale now"
"Yeah I heard Phill got drunk last night and she noshed him off"
"Yeah I heard Phill got drunk last night and she noshed him off"
by Nosher little August 15, 2022

by Misfit13888 January 19, 2020

1. My ex wife went on a cruise ship to look for whales, at the end of the day she looked in the mirror and saw one.
2. Guy1: Bro is your whale hard again | Me: No, it’s naturally like that.
3. The whale couldn’t move, and drowned underwater. He also ate many fishes before death. What a faggot.
2. Guy1: Bro is your whale hard again | Me: No, it’s naturally like that.
3. The whale couldn’t move, and drowned underwater. He also ate many fishes before death. What a faggot.
by Christopher Villarreal December 10, 2021

by Im0ster October 6, 2020
