Water Fu

The modern martial art of slow motion fighting under water in a pool, lake or the ocean... Typically exemplified in powerless kicks & punches. However, a master in Water Fu may temporarily blind someone with a splash and possibly deliver a well aimed croch shot that often results in a floating, lifeless carcass.

Take it easy bruh, else I'm gonna break out my black belt in Water Fu and non-ceremoniously kick your swimmer ass.

by spflex57 November 30, 2019

cheerios with water

your dad left to get the milk so you don't have any milk to eat cereal with

NR: "What did you eat for breakfast JD?"
JD: "cheerios with water"

by MT on switch October 10, 2021

water tester

jackass dudes that screw over a chick, then once she has another man, send her random texts every other month or so to test the waters

My girl and I were enjoying a nice romantic dinner until her phone was lit up by a water tester

by MadDog09 June 20, 2009

Bong water

Bong water is the water used to cool of the sick ass shit

Bob drank all the fucking bong water so we ate the weed

by DaggerVeVo February 13, 2019

Dad water

beers another term used to describe a beer

Tonight we will be deleting dad waters

by Alex9974 March 3, 2020

Gnar-water

Very gnarly gross contaminated water.

Dude… the lady from Ch*potle just lifted the bucket of sides up and pour gnar-water all down the line.

Dude… there’s so much seaweed down at the beach right now that is some gnar-water.

by LBcustoms February 11, 2022

willy water

cum

“It tastes like Willy Water!”

by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 6, 2021