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War on Poverty

Satirical government programs to help the needy. A joke built upon absurd ideas to reduce poverty. Based on Johnathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal." This can also encompass with ways to win the "War on Drugs" and combat illegal immigration.
As part of the "War on Poverty" the President has deployed Fighters to bomb the projects.

The leader of the movement at this movement is French President Nicolas Sarkozy. Who has pioneered great ways to defeat racaille in the banlieue.

Half of Americans below the poverty line must be eliminated, the remaining half shall inherit the possessions of the half eliminated and thereby be lifted out of poverty as their assets double.

The homeless will be loaded onto trucks after being enticed by promises of food and housing. They will then be transported to Mexico or Canada (whichever is closer) and left there.

America will conduct an exchange of 1,000,000 lazy welfare bums for 1,000,000 enterprising foreignors.

America's poor will be shipped off to another country (Nicaragua, Chad...) where they will be wealthy in comparison to the average citizen.
by Sarko October 8, 2009
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Star Wars

The second greatest science fiction series of all time next to Space Cadets.
Jedi Bites is the greatest Star Wars site ever!

See Also: JediBites, Space Cadets
by Bobbacca April 13, 2003
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war hammer

something josh does not have
josh does not have a war hammer
by ash;) i win!! March 25, 2003
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War Veteran

Sexual in nature, this term can be used to refer to a woman with an entire limb missing. Most commonly used to describe a woman with both legs missing, a war veteran could also just be missing a single limb, or a combination of arm(s) and/or leg(s).
Patric saw the war veteran in her wheel chair on the bus and was too scared to get her number.
by PaulBir July 15, 2010
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War Poets

an underground rap group (originated in Southside Prov-City, Rhode Island; tha illest 401). members include: Breeze, Lazaris, and Demise. their songs and flows bangin and one day they'll be famous. also known as W.P. or P.O.W.(poets of war)
"niggaz talkin shit like itz all good--til dey see P.O.W. in dere hood--gunz poppin and droppin nigkas like a G would, they claimin gangsta wen dey aint wen dey not--"
by La Chynita January 12, 2005
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Civil War

Nipple Peircing (multiple in one nipple)
She has a civil war on both tits.
by Nekkid August 12, 2003
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War Thunder

War Thunder is a next gen MMO with very beatiful graphics and mechanics (ok this one is a joke). It has ww2 tanks and aircraft plus post-war tanks like Abrams or Challanger. In the game is a thing called "russian bias" which results from little noob kids killed a T-34-85 because the didnt know where to shoot. The bias is in every nation (except britain and japan) and can be activated ONLY if you know your tanks and the enemy's weakspots.
Did you see Squire's video?
Friend: what game is it?
War thunder.
Friend: it looks nice. Is it free?
Yeah
Friend: noice. Time to get a Sherman and spread capitalism
Me: *sends friend to gulag* only T-34s allowed
by Ivan_Potietovici March 17, 2018
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