Uncle Dan

The act of adopting a female in adolescence and then marrying her as soon as she is of legal age

He straight up pulled an uncle dan when he married his adopted daughter as soon as she was 18

by Msmith17192 January 18, 2019

Uncle Dan's

AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH: Uncle Dan's: A prestigious bottle shop where even the bottles have stories – and most of them are true. Need a pick-me-up or a pour-me-over? they've got the cure for sobriety. Swing by and raise a glass... or twenty. Because at Uncle Dan's, drinking isn't just an option, it's a lifestyle choice.

"Yeeeeeeaaaah lads just parked up at ol uncle dan's, yeah nah yeah gonna smack down couple a tinnies later ayye."

by Themanhawk March 20, 2024

sesqui-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle Ned

When a person takes your water bottle and lightly touches their butthole to the mouth piece without you knowing.

This water tastes like someone Uncle Neded it.

by Uncle Ned March 27, 2024

Uncle Goog

The internet as a whole that we ask our random questions.

An internet search. Not a specific search engine.
I'm going to ask Uncle Goog where I can buy that product.

by TiffanyCross December 7, 2025

California Uncle

A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably

“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”

by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021

Uncle Wick

When a woman buys a bag of blow in exchange for her nephew's soul.

My aunt Paula stole a bag of blow and Uncle Wick'd me to the MC club. Really fucked my life up, gotta love family.

by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025