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Friend zone

Hell.

It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
me : He f*cking friend zoned me

Friend : I'm sorry :(

Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know

Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 20, 2017
mugGet the Friend zonemug.

Strike Zone

"After our second date, we went back to her place and she almost immediately went for the strike zone."
by Euclidiusss May 1, 2024
mugGet the Strike Zonemug.

Pacific Time Zone Syndrome

The constant suffering of missing out on events, social interaction, or not being able to be with your friends in some way because by the time you are available everyone else has already gone to bed

You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them
Pacific Time Zone Syndrome is a bitch. I just got back from school and its already 8pm for him
by tronytroo February 5, 2023
mugGet the Pacific Time Zone Syndromemug.

zone control

What campers use to make themselves sleep at nite
I don't camp I am just using zone control
by Luckyyy16 January 14, 2024
mugGet the zone controlmug.

txt zone

When a male will txt a chick but wont meet her in person due to not being that interested. Or shes just plain feral.
Much like when a girl friendzones a guy but with less attention whoring
Tim: dude that thot is horrid AF!
Jon: yeah bro. I put her in the txt zone. No way id be seen hanging with it in public. But ill hang onto her incase i get desperite
by thotgotthehots June 19, 2016
mugGet the txt zonemug.

Hoe-Zoned

The female version of a low esteem male getting "friend-zoned". However instead of the subject being used as a male supporter, the female subject is used only for sexual gratification.
Brad: "I saw you with that Karen last night. She's popular if you know what I mean..."
Chad: "Yeah ashamed to say I hit it, But don't worry, she knows she's been hoe-zoned".
by MasifKila August 22, 2022
mugGet the Hoe-Zonedmug.

Spin zone

Where you spin the girl on the dick during sex
by Laurs December 31, 2018
mugGet the Spin zonemug.

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