I have to find my mapenzi thing cause i have no normal weed left.
Don’t we even have for a mapenzi joint?
Don’t we even have for a mapenzi joint?
by Bbgg1127 May 16, 2021

When something awful but hilarious happens to you just because God decided you needed one more thing to deal with…and your name is Ramsey
by arthurmorgan October 10, 2022

Quite simply, a person who ruins a thing. May be a person who kills a joke, or simply is just an overall buzzkill. When someone ruins a thing in a group of friends, it is the responsibility of the rest of the group to point and shout "thing ruiner,' to let him or her know of his or her error.
Me and my bros were listing the greatest rappers of all time, and my friend yelled out OJ da Juice man.. We had no choice to all simultaneously yell out "thing ruiner"
by mattdi02421 April 16, 2012

Phrase used at the start of a conversation, typically used to force a completely uninterested listener to take notice of an ultra boring verbal onslaught.
This is the thing!...... If the the goverment invested more money in repairing the roads in this community, we would then be able to blah blah blah blah.......
by Johnny illwithit November 14, 2018

When two males from opposite worlds become conflicted with a similar conquest one described as a “ outnumbered ginger “ & the other a “ fat brown eyed boy “ must compete in a journey for “ queen leng thing “ affection.
It involved toe kissing , black fishing , cheating with many other conquest on live formation , a court case , false accusations of apologies , cat in the hat bed time story’s , tears of pain “ look at that photograph “ , Lack of “ walking out to him cause brown eyed boy got fat “ & a great best friend who is rather attractive MG. In the end queen leng thing decided her best move was to go for the best friend.
It involved toe kissing , black fishing , cheating with many other conquest on live formation , a court case , false accusations of apologies , cat in the hat bed time story’s , tears of pain “ look at that photograph “ , Lack of “ walking out to him cause brown eyed boy got fat “ & a great best friend who is rather attractive MG. In the end queen leng thing decided her best move was to go for the best friend.
by Bagsofcash January 20, 2021

Bro 1:- bro fouzia thinks she's the perfect girl
Bro 2:- bro that's the most chutiya thing I've ever heard
Bro 2:- bro that's the most chutiya thing I've ever heard
by VirginMojitooo October 6, 2022
