Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper

Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.

by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020

sans paper

paper with a hint of comedy in it, has to have a joke on sand paper

Person 1: Wanna hear my sans paper?
Person 2: sure
Person 1: What do you get with a cow with no legs?
Person 2: Ground Beef.
Person 1: you got me man

by Your_Bean_bowl April 27, 2019

Paper smooth

When something smooooth like paper

Yk paper smooth

“Dam Jacob, that blunt paper smooth”

Something rlly soft and silky (smooth)

by King_Of_Random January 27, 2024

Paper Play

A sexual act involving paper or cardboard.

Male 1: Last night she did some "paper play", my shit doesn't feel the same no more.

by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024

Space Paper

Another term for Aluminum foil specifically for people who struggle to say aluminum and instead call it tin foil.

Can you please hand me the anumil… the amlumino… hand me the space paper Dale.

by Chuchiteeerup June 30, 2022

Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019

TOILET PAPER

The currency for 2020.

"Karens love it, and so do YOU."
Toilet Paper~

by Bnana-man March 22, 2020