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salty

/ˈsôltē / adj.
1. A characteristic of one who has just been offended and metaphorically has cried, leaving the salt of their tears on their face.
2. A revengeful attitude
Jim: F**k! I can't believe I lost again! It was definitely the fault of this controller!
Bill: Stay salty bro! Aha!
by CountViktor February 28, 2017
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Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above
I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man
by RJS848 May 14, 2019
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Salty

Common term used in online games like CS:GO. Usually used when one of your teammate/s can't accept their mistake or losing.
Dude, Don't be salty that was last 3 rounds ago.
by NibbaShoe69 June 25, 2019
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salty

A person who's salty gets annoyed at the slightest things. They express their annoyances aggressively and persistently.

The enemies of a salty person are sodium bombs, dragons, and trolls.
The allies of a salty person are relaxing activities such as practicing music, or going for long walks on the beach.
Troll: Man you are so salty.
Salty: I am not salty! You need to stop saying I'm salty because it's wrong!

Troll: You prove my point.
by Turducken_Burger April 21, 2017
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Salty Cowboy

When you're hitting a girl from the back then as you're about to cum you ride her like a horse while jacking off your dick in a circular "lasso like" manner and cum. (Don't forget to slap her ass and yell "yeehaw")
Man me and the wife were doing it doggy style so i decided to pull a Salty Cowboy on her
by Testicular torsion February 5, 2021
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Salty

Being annoyed, angry, or bitter as result of being humiliated of or embarassed.
Wow, James is so salty because he got lower than Alex on his chemistry test
by BobaSkett June 5, 2018
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Bath Salty

Extra Salty...Crazy Salty.. So salty there crazy
by MutedDevil June 12, 2021
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