boat fart

A fart that has the uncanny resemblance to the sound of someone starting a boat engine. It's a rapid-fire fart for sure, but it also sounds like it's surrounded by water (or some form of moisture).

*(Bluhblblblbluhbluh)*

"Yes! Is dad starting up the boat!?" -Fuller

"No I think it was just Buzz. He's been destroying pizza and Bud Light all day. Combine that with our broken air conditioner and that leather recliner he's been sitting in, and it makes the perfect concoction for some massive boat farts." -Kevin

by Pizza party February 12, 2014

Park Fart

It's when you fart, in a park. Note: this must be acknowledged by someone.

I'm going to head out to the bar-b-q and park fart on some family.

by DG Bootystank September 5, 2009

Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.

The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.

by IbagM21 January 3, 2015

floodgate fart

The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet

I was having a hard time in the loom, until that floodgate fart came, then it was smooth sailing.

by Skampz May 11, 2017

Fart-Mic

When you take your microphone, shove it right up main street, and let it rip.

I just had the raunchiest Fart-Mic of all time boys, let me post this to the fart mics story

by majorbloodline January 24, 2021

fart thumper

One who takes penises and rams farts back into anuses

She tried to fart while we was doing it so I used the ol fart thumper

by Amsterado June 4, 2014

Fart Hostage

(n) : a person who has the unfortunate fate of being in a confined space while someone passes gas. This can occur in a car, elevator, subway, or city bus, for example. The person(s) in that confined space became the flatulator's fart hostage(s) for the duration, until the fart haze dissipates.

"Man, Henry is not allowed to eat beef jerky on long car rides anymore. He was beefing nonstop, and held us fart hostages all the way to Kalamazoo!"

by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019