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Technology Development Plan

/n/A personal technology strategic plan (blueprint) to maintain a continuous cycle of new tools (tooling-up) for a particular job or job function that aligns with one's individual aspirations and organizational goals.
Heath created a Technology Development Plan to prepare for an executive assistant promotion.
by TechGem Technologies March 7, 2024
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Technostalgic

longing for or thinking fondly of a past technology
I'm feeling technostalgic for side slide keyboards
by LarryBeary March 7, 2024
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technoshitter

when someone takes a shit and implemented technology to make the shit look intellectual
this shit you just took really utilized the principles of the technoshitter
by Hoffham March 14, 2024
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Technostressure

1. The description of the dynamic and organic way (perhaps even twisted) way society has evolved from around 1993 to 2023.
2. A term describing the unique kind of stress and emotional strain experienced globally due to rapid and significant technological failures that impact societal norms and personal lives with no concern for future generations.
3. The collective pressure felt by individuals or communities as they adjust to and navigate the complexities of ongoing technological transformations and their pervasive effects on daily existence.
4. The entire childhood of Gen Y, Z, and Alpha.
Example of use:

1. "With the rise of smart devices and constant connectivity, many have reported feeling an increased level of technostressure, balancing the benefits of tech with concerns over privacy and information overload."

2. "The entire childhood of Sandra was experiencing the great technostressure. That explains why she nasty."

3. "Dude is so psychologically and digitally insecure that his technostressure caused him to be awful to minorities and women."
by infosecondsoverlord April 14, 2024
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Technomatriphile

Someone who is sexually attracted to their mother who is also a robot/computer
Guy 1: hey man did you hear about Ryan?
Guy 2: no what happened?
Guy 1: he said that he is falling in love with his mom
Guy 2: isn't his mom a computerized house progammed to be a surrogate mother?
Guy 1: yeah he is a total Technomatriphile
by Peter fillia April 20, 2024
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techno-millerism

The "it's happening any day now" philosophy of millerism as applied to technology. Useful term to use against techbros who constantly bet hard on things that big tech companies say are the "next big thing"(i.e. crypto, AI, etc.)
"DUDE CRYPTO IS GONNA BE HUGE! JUST YOU WAIT!"

"This is just techno-millerism"
by Semicolon618 May 2, 2024
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Technotastic

Technotastic (adjective): A term used to describe a feeling of excitement and optimism about the latest technological innovations and gadgets. Often experienced during tech expos, product launches, or while unboxing new electronics.
After downloading the latest update for her favorite software, Narcy was feeling technotastic about all the new features she was about to explore.
by Thechristain_girl May 7, 2024
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