Douchey Douche

Someone who is a total douche and is a total tard. The person you refer this to also is lame and can't tell a joke. And always treats everyone like shit.
Guy 1: He's a total assface!
Guy 2: Who that Douchey Douche that's right by your girl?
by OmgItzDeadpool July 21, 2010
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Disposable Douche

A co-worker who is a douche and is also so completely useless that they are considered disposable.
That Brett guy is always so Jolly, but he's a Disposable Douche
by ohio sailor January 15, 2009
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Lake douche

The act of getting water blasted into ones pussy while have sex in the lake!
"Billy Banks gave Nicole G. the lake douche last night."
by blax555 August 05, 2014
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Douche Captain

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.
"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."
by giber1 November 25, 2008
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douche bag

jgw555 is a real douche bag
by ima dumas December 14, 2007
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urban douche

adj, <uhr-ben dew-shh>

An urban douche is someone who uses urban dictionary to define everything that they misunderstand. Usually they "copy and paste" the definition straight from urbandictionary.com into their reply.
Person 1: "wait what's a peacoat"

Urban Douche: "Wow here...
pea coat 39 up, 9 down

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Pea coats are a style of double breasted overcoat which have recently become associated with scenesters. Wearing one may garner scene cred. Traditionally navy blue.
At a concert I attended recently, pea coats and tight jean were the preferred attire."

Person 2: "You're such an urban douche"
by kidsdontstandachance March 15, 2010
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douche chips

A variety of potato chips flavored with salt and vinegar, which are also the primary cleansing ingredients found in a douche.
Mary's mouth had that not so fresh feeling until she ate a bag of douche chips.
by Plaid Ninja November 05, 2007
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