Fuck A Donkey

To put something together without knowing what you are doing; slap together haphazardly.

I had to fuck a donkey through that report - I had no idea what to do!

by tattoodi December 15, 2012

donkey conk

1.a big friggin nose
2.in the process of saying donkey cock you say conk. hahaha
3. either a large pussing pustule on your face,or a large extension of hair from you face.

1. damn that guy has crazy ass donkey conk
2. i saw this girl in the sauna and i got a donkey conk. i mean cock.hahaha
3.eeeewww you have the grossest donkey conk i've ever seen!or, you slag, shave that donkey conk on your face man!

by EliseAnja December 28, 2005

Donkey Slap

A process where you begin with the arm at approximately floor level, swinging up in a full fast arc to the persons face, at the last moment balling the hand into a fist, impacting the face with the thumb side of the fist. the fist is instantly released, so that there is no visible explanation as to why the impact was so violent.

Tony got donkey slapped by his girlfriend for screwing around with her sister.

by karth95 May 22, 2008

donkey brains

A person, usually a woman, who has the brains of a donkey

That poor girl is an idiot, she must have donkey brains

by realniggas337 January 1, 2017

donkey coke

When a dumbass buys baking soda when they think it's cocaine.( Usually a dumb bitch)

That dumbass Sarah bought 5 kg. of fucking donkey coke.......DUMBASS!!!

by D.CHUCK October 10, 2008

Swamp Donkey

a toe up girl that hangs out in places she doesn't belong acting like she is too good for everyone and comes cheap with the giving up of the snatch. But if she was to give it up would need to be double bagged first.

Look at that Swamp Donkey over there. She needs to get with her herd and stampede away.

by Trojan Daddy December 3, 2010

Swamp Donkey

There are two types of women, swamp donkeys and dirt squirrels:
A swamp donkey is there just "to take the load".
A dirt squirrel "gathers her nuts for the winter".

"Dude, that girl you were with last night was a total swamp donkey"

by IndustrialPig February 5, 2012