sugar coating the snake

When a woman or man hides their true identity and makes themselves look sweet to lure in prey. A disguise that hides their snake like soul that has viperous natures but they need to look sweet to get close to someone to take advantage of them.

A woman who is a PHD student who wants a baby and then lures in a nice man to have sex with her. After she is impregnated, she then disposes of him and takes him to court for the money. The man is left wondering what the heck happened while she is taking him to the cleaners. But when she needs something she lures him back in with sweetness then bits into his jugular when he is at his weakest.

From real life:
she's changed a lot in the last month. Seems sweet again
but perhaps it is just sugar coating the snake

by ayrobotech October 24, 2011

snake-oil simplification

When someone oversimplifies a task in order to get your buy-in. This is something done typically by sales people in order to clinch a sale, or by software management in order to convince developers to assign small estimates to large and complicated tasks

That mgmt slide show was a total snake-oil simplification! When you think about it for a few minutes its clear that providing the functionality described will be a lot more complicated than just plugging component A into server B. Who agreed to the effort estimates on this anyway!?!? We're screwed man, we'll never make this date!

by Joe Swift January 31, 2008

Snake Eye Punisher

The act of sticking a pencil in a mans urethra in retaliation to sexual assault

last week i had to give a guy the ol' snake eye punisher

by NigerianDipstick March 23, 2023

shot the snake in the face

To stop a potential problem before it becomes a full on problem. Coined from shooting a snake so as to avoid a bite.

Jason was annoying me, so I shot the snake in the face and smacked him upside the head.

by snake shooter lulz December 5, 2011

Reverse Laser Snake

The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.

"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"

by DingusDan1028 January 7, 2019

snake eye pee

Following a night of wild sex and passionate satisfaction, the leftover swimmers seal the urethral meatus (your cock hole) and create two master streams of urine,which may or may not hit both side of the porcelain throne. This is also referred to as "rimming it".

"Dude, I totally had snake eye pee this morning. I hit the tub and the sink at the same time!"

by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014

Morning Snake Pull

When I a guy masturbates first thing in the morning to start his day.

Tommy does not leave his house until he has done his morning snake pull.

by Max Faber July 18, 2009