sloppy days

When a friends dates his friends ex

You have got sloppy days

by Bruce Clinton September 1, 2017

Sloppy Joe

Getting head from some tranny bitch

malakai: “yo i bet Caitlyn Jenner gives good sloppy joe”
jack: “hmm you might be right”

by BiggumBoy69 December 13, 2018

Sloppy toothpaste

When you squeeze toothpaste into your dick and then unleash a mixture of cum and toothpaste into a girl's mouth and proceed to wipe it back and forth on her teeth with the tip of your penis

My girl's breath stank so I took matters into my own hands and gave her a sloppy toothpaste.

by Juicy J Escobar December 19, 2018

Sloppy jaloppy

When you smashin form the back and you pull yo sosij out and pour your manly milk on your palm and then smack the shit out to girl with it.

Yo ma mans bob Ross gave his girl a sloppy jaloppy last night and fractured her skull and got that shit all up in. Her eyes

by Wellfuckmybuttandcallmejimmy December 30, 2018

Sloppy Brownie

When you're eating ass and then your partner has diarrhea directly into your mouth.

Friend One: "What are you guys talking about?"

Friend Two: "Your mom is going to die."

Friend Three: "Oh no, that means I wont be getting anymore sloppy brownies!"

by Buckshot Bill January 5, 2019

Sloppy Stephens

The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz

“Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”

by Petting Zoo Pete June 26, 2018

Sloppy Dixon

To give an extremely messy blow job. Usually under a desk or in a public shower.

My wife gave me a sloppy dixon at work when she came to see me during lunch break.

I saw ol boy giving coach Rob a sloppy dixon when I walked into the showers after football practice.

by X3Trickster July 6, 2018