Robert

A person who always considers themselves trustworthy, reliable and a standup gentleman. They are rarely many of these things, they are so forgetful, they would leave their head at home, if it wasn't for the work pass around their neck!

D: Hi good morning, how are you today?
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert

by Bert1357 October 13, 2020

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Robert

A extrremely nice guy, a person who deserves the best of the best. the guy you want to kiss or want him to kiss you. the guy who youd never think you like, but above all the best friend you could ever have, even if yall cant be together, you hope someday you will. a guy who looks pat your mistakes and accepts you for who you are, the guy you wish could be your or the guy you wish to marry.

robert and i are such great friends, but i want something more from him

by Smoll_Potato November 12, 2018

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Robert Fico

Ah shit, here we go again. Fico is the prime minister of Slovakia.

Slovak citizen #1: Robert Fico is prime minister for the fourth time, kurva.
Slovak citizen #2: Do piče! Has our nation learned nothing?
Slovak citizen #1: Yup. We can blame the lazy kokoti who didn't vote and are now protesting, ironically enough.

by Dubious.Life February 26, 2024

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Robert

A gay ass faggot that uses roblox hacks and complains on the internet that his dad left him. All while on a discord call with his friends.

Stop being such a Robert.

by fartheadpeebutt January 29, 2020

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riley roberts

The most beautiful girl in the world,dates guys that start with the letter N and last name R.She doesn't like bugs and usually has greenish eyes that turn blue in the winter.She normally will date someone with a name like Nathan.

Who is that beutiful girl over there,oh that's Riley Roberts

by 🤛🏽💞 September 20, 2017

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