An ugly mid-20s guy that will steal your girlfriend days after your anniversary, and leave you in the dust, and make you feel deserted and betrayed by a girl you loved and spent thousands on to make her happy.
Guy: That guy looks like a good person, ugly though
Guy 2: No he isnt. he is a Robert. Dont let your girl near him at all
Guy 2: No he isnt. he is a Robert. Dont let your girl near him at all
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