balanced ratio

A rare internet occurrence where there is a same amount of likes and comments on a post

One of my posts on Reddit got a balanced ratio. It had 27 comments and 27 upvotes.

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn November 29, 2024

John Radiohead

John Radiohead is the visionary behind the iconic band Radiohead. As the sole member, he has single-handedly crafted a diverse and influential discography that has captivated audiences worldwide. John Radiohead is rarely seen in public due to his devout hatred of rock music and efforts to avoid it. John Radiohead is truly regarded as the most influential artist of our time.

Tom: Wow I love the Amnesiac album so much.
York: Did you know that John Radiohead played every instrument on the album?
Tom: What!!! That's crazy, John Radiohead is so talented!

by bxrp January 27, 2025

HAM-radio silence

H(ard) A(s a) M(otherfucker)-radio silence. When you don't reply to someone because you're genuinely super busy with the real world.

Sorry for the HAM-radio silence. I wasn't ignoring you - I just got roped into a big cleaning sesh at work. Wanna make out?

by Slippery Dipp February 5, 2025

CPH Ratio

Cunts Per Hectare Ratio - The number or density of undesirable persons likely to be inhabiting a space or venue or location, at any given time.

Malc; Hey Claire, do you fancy going into town on Saturday night?
Claire; Not on your life, nelly. The CPH Ratio will be through the roof.

by ClaireR February 26, 2025

Abused Radioator Steam Birthmark Oppurtunity Of Self-Discovery

Abused Radioator Steam Birthmark Oppurtunity Of Self-Discovery

Abused Radioator Steam Birthmark Oppurtunity Of Self-Discovery

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

TOKYO RADIO TOWER

Going to Japan and getting a threesome whilst on tour. Where the Eiffel Tower is two blokes and a bird, the Tokyo Radio Tower is two fine Japanese ladies and a fella.

'Grandad the holiday was great, I did the Tokyo Radio Tower"

'Grandad the holiday was great, I did the Tokyo Radio Tower"

That's great son, when I was stationed in Japan I did the Tokyo Radio tower every week. I spent all my Army Pay doing the tower"

Grandad, you are the best, spank you for your service.

by Aliensnoofiend May 23, 2025

Boomer radio

Audio from a mobile device played loudly in public, typically by an older person, without the use of headphones. Most commonly refers to videos, social media clips, or music played at a volume that affects others nearby.

A man had the boomer radio on while watching DIY videos in the café.

by Belin June 3, 2025