dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out

She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.

by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015

Grape Pot

someone who looks like where's wally, and knows tells you everything about the latest war thunder update.

"mmmm like a grape pot, pringler"

by sex haver 1000 March 6, 2022

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.

It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.

by thefoetus September 6, 2016

pot of crock

Crock of shit! Bullshiy! Lies!

Katie told me she met a new guy last night, I told her that's a pot of crock!

by Povedaindenver May 5, 2018

Robbed from the pot

To take a cup of coffee from a coffee pot before it completely finishes brewing.

I robbed from the pot because I was running late to a meeting.

by mrbrc November 23, 2021

Nepalese Crock-pot

When a man inserts an anal plug deep into his rectum and proceeds to binge-eat cheap chinese take out whilst washing it down with molten margarine. After 3-5 days of maintaining this diet, the man will enter a clothing dryer and have a friend turn it on the highest setting. Once the dryer is cycling, the man on the inside will remove the plug and release a rancid fountain of shit.

"Bro last week I helped Jason with the Nepalese Crock-pot and his dryer almost broke!"

by I. Moe Lester February 11, 2025

Pot Kisser

1) Someone belligerently intoxicated causing excessive vomiting.

2) Forcing one’s self to vomit.
3) Vomiting.

Some chick disrespected me so I called her a pot kisser!

by La PrimaDonna December 9, 2023