by Patches1988 December 23, 2010
Get the Poop Chalk mug.My buddy’s IBS was acting up the other daaayy.. He said he had the booger poops something awful and looked like he was shooting snot rockets right in the pot.
by Sloth Juice August 23, 2020
Get the Booger Poops mug.An evil embodiment of vile feces, spawned when a person eats too many baconburgers and donuts. They are generally long and snake-like, covered in spikes, and have no front or end. The more it consumes, the larger it grows, until it cannot be stopped.
He stared into the toilet with horror as he saw the newly spawned spiky poop writhing within the bowl.
by Mr. Ornelas May 28, 2018
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Get the poop suicide mug.A poop log so long and sturdy that the tip pushes against the bottom of the toilet bowl while the upper end is still inside you. Depending on how much poop you still need to unload while dealing with a pillar, it can be problematic and even painful.
I prefer toilets with deeper bowls to accommodate my log. That way the tip won't reach the bottom and risk causing a poop pillar.
by Rabbi Jimbob September 14, 2015
Get the Poop pillar mug.A package of poop sent via mail or delivery as a symbol of spite or hatred. A box or envelope containing human feces sent as a means of showing discord or seeking revenge for an ill act.
Bob: What is that odor coming from your package? Jim: My ex-girlfriend sent me a poop-a-gram because I dumped her for her best friend. Bob: That is not cool. Jim: I guess I deserved it.
by recruiterpoet September 4, 2016
Get the Poop-a-gram mug.When your body deceives you by indicating you need to pee, but upon reaching the toilet, you suddenly also need to poop.
by scallopsareterrifying August 31, 2023
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