Neon Ninja
Neon Ninja by Blue(Sa) July 24, 2006
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Sneaky Ninja
A Sneaky Ninja is the act of defecating on an unaware preferably sleeping being. Anywhere on the abdomen, genitals, or face are perfect spots to secrete your waste on the unsuspecting victim. Sneaky Ninja’s are usually used as a form of revenge, although some find it rather arousing. It is best to perform a Sneaky Ninja after a hot Mexican meal, or a large dinner.
Thanksgiving can be the ideal day to perform a Sneaky Ninja; most people consume quite a large portion of food on this day, resulting in extra fecal production. Turkey also has an astounding effect to make people extra tired and fall into a deeper sleep. Both of these aspects together results in a rather satisfying Sneaky Ninja.
Some have been known to perform a Sneaky Ninja on homeless people when they can not find a public restroom fast enough. This is what we call a “Dire Sneaky Ninja” because the producer is in dire need for the relief of bowel movements. So much so that they needed to lay waste on the unsuspecting homeless.
All in all most find shittin’ on a bitch, whether for pleasure or pain, is truly a satisfying experience.
Thanksgiving can be the ideal day to perform a Sneaky Ninja; most people consume quite a large portion of food on this day, resulting in extra fecal production. Turkey also has an astounding effect to make people extra tired and fall into a deeper sleep. Both of these aspects together results in a rather satisfying Sneaky Ninja.
Some have been known to perform a Sneaky Ninja on homeless people when they can not find a public restroom fast enough. This is what we call a “Dire Sneaky Ninja” because the producer is in dire need for the relief of bowel movements. So much so that they needed to lay waste on the unsuspecting homeless.
All in all most find shittin’ on a bitch, whether for pleasure or pain, is truly a satisfying experience.
"Yeah I woke up with shit on my chest today. Turns out Jennifer Sneaky Ninjaed me for losing her CD!"
"After losing that card game and not paying up we Sneaky Ninja'd that bastard!"
"Damn! I gotta wash these sheets, that was potent Sneaky Ninja!"
"Shit! There are no bath rooms around! Oh thank god there is a hobo for me to Sneaky Ninja on."
"Yeah I was just sleepin' on the street and some little punk took a dump on my face! I heard it's called a Dire Sneaky Ninja"
"Hey isn't that Mike!? Let's Sneaky Ninja him for stealing Melissa from me!"
"After losing that card game and not paying up we Sneaky Ninja'd that bastard!"
"Damn! I gotta wash these sheets, that was potent Sneaky Ninja!"
"Shit! There are no bath rooms around! Oh thank god there is a hobo for me to Sneaky Ninja on."
"Yeah I was just sleepin' on the street and some little punk took a dump on my face! I heard it's called a Dire Sneaky Ninja"
"Hey isn't that Mike!? Let's Sneaky Ninja him for stealing Melissa from me!"
Sneaky Ninja by Dr. Daniel O. and Dr. Steven F. July 24, 2008
the ninja
The act a man pulls off when lying in bed with a woman fingering her and then slips his dick in so fast she never has a chance to say she didnt want to go that far.
she was nervous when i started touching her so i knew i would have to be stealth to get anywhere else, my fingers layed the distraction and the ninja got the action.
the ninja by Sir wiggles June 2, 2008
Filthy Ninja
While fucking your girl, quickly put it in her ass and get in a couple of good bangs. When she turns around to say "What the FUCK!" - drop a smoke bomb and get the fuck out of Dodge!
Filthy Ninja by ACE666 January 11, 2009
clockwork ninja
person_01: "Who we gonna get to pour sugar into that drive-way blockin' muthafucka's tank?"
person_02: "I'll get my bro, he always pulls shit like that off without question... a real clockwork ninja."
person_02: "I'll get my bro, he always pulls shit like that off without question... a real clockwork ninja."
clockwork ninja by zenmonk November 17, 2005
Ninjastic
(1) adj. Hybrid of Ninja and Fantastic. Describes one who is fantastic and a ninja at the same time. (2) v. the display of certain skills or abilities which are esentially 'ninja' in every way imaginable (i.e. possessing high skill-level abilities that border on super-natural, being super sneaky, omnipresent, smarter than Alabamians, perfecting the superpunch, agility, stealth, cat-like reflexes, etc.) Commonly used to describe Lu and her unmatched ninja skills; when performing an extreme act of ninja greatness AmyLu has been known to describe her mood as NINJASTIC.
Lori: OMG, WTF! did you see how awesome and sexy it was when Amy released the Ninja Cat on Joe that night?
Brook: HECK YES I DID, wow... Amy is TOTALLY NINJASTIC!
Joe: Josh man, did you hear about Amy spraying Chanel in my beer for months?
Josh: No I was busy being an asshat, but that sounds pretty Ninjastic of her...
Lori: Hey Amy, you seem like you're in a ninjarific mood as usual, you must have done something really awesome and ninja today?
Amy: Yeah, it's not my fault I'm awesome, so I'm just feeling pretty Ninjastic...
Brook: HECK YES I DID, wow... Amy is TOTALLY NINJASTIC!
Joe: Josh man, did you hear about Amy spraying Chanel in my beer for months?
Josh: No I was busy being an asshat, but that sounds pretty Ninjastic of her...
Lori: Hey Amy, you seem like you're in a ninjarific mood as usual, you must have done something really awesome and ninja today?
Amy: Yeah, it's not my fault I'm awesome, so I'm just feeling pretty Ninjastic...