pat's mom

Used to describe a very hott mother, such as pat's mom.
Do have you seen pat's mom? she fly as fuck

Or

Did you just say pat's mom was "fly as fuck"? Wow you're a fucking homo
by moms'tap November 06, 2007
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Mom Hole

The hole from which a woman will gain the title of Mom...or, a vagina.
example a.
Take a look at that mom hole in the centerfold! WOOWEE!!

example b.
Screw you in your mom hole you punk!
by The Tiniest Pony May 22, 2009
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Hockey mom

Sarah Palin: I'm a hockey mom that everyone can relate to!
by Naive Child October 14, 2008
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Mom Ass

What becomes of a butt wearing Mom Jeans.

This is encouraged by pulling your jeans up to your belly button. You will notice that the ass looks elongated and flat.

This is not sexy. This is not even attractive.
Girl, you've got Mom Ass in those jeans!
by saltydogg087 October 27, 2010
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noah's mom

That sexy piece of flesh that everyone screws all night.
I got all in noah's mom last night. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!
by Josh February 03, 2004
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Single Mom

A cocktail composed of apple juice, vodka, and crushed ice. Traditionally served with breakfast, or on an airplane, when there is no longer orange juice available.
I had a single mom before breakfast this morning. I can't wait to have another on the flight to DC!
by tedwhat April 21, 2010
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mom car

a car typically driven by a housewife, such as a suburban or a minivan. They are often used to cart around kids to soccer games, and that is why so many of these mom cars have little soccer ball magnets on the back
Amanda: look at that mom car (points at passing mini- van with soccer ball sticker on the back)
Katharine: eww, that's so gross! mom cars are fugly.
by katharineisawesome January 03, 2009
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