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Jhon Mike Querido

Jhon Mike is a combination of English name Jhon and Mike. The word Jhon is someone who is dedicated yet delicate person, in terms of his attitude towards other people while on the other hand, Mike is someone who is innocent and nerdy one yet dangerous people. Querido is a latin or a spanish word which means Dear.

This name is rare because it is an english and spanish words combined to be one.

In conclusion, Jhon Mike Querido is someone you can't trust because they have a hidden characteristics which hard to understand and generate their real persona.
Jhon Mike Querido is innocent but he has a bad evil.
by Summer Seasonn October 21, 2021
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Captain Mike the Sailor

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool
Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen
by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023
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Computer Guy Mike

The computer guy at your company who is constantly horny, and generally clueless.
Girl, that Computer Guy Mike drunk texted me last night. What a fool!
by smooth888 February 7, 2015
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Mike Wazowski Special

when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.
Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.
by swagboyp October 20, 2021
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Mike D. Myers

Having the capability of breaking the the laws of physics, in everything you do, in the most ironic way possible.
Mike D. Myers--Playing mini golf, getting the ball stuck on a hill, without a flat top.
by Jose Andres Velveta the third December 9, 2012
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Dirty mike and the boyz

When 4-8 homeless faggots get in the back of a Prius and analy rape each other.
Yo homie lets dirty mike and the boyz each other.
by 69punk May 16, 2016
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Mike Tyson Punchout

When a girl fists your ass hole while sucking your dick.
"Dude last night i got a mike tyson punchout from this hoe, if is wasn't for my dick in the way she would have punched herself in the face"
by superb ninja June 28, 2009
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