Matthew Honan 

Depressed high school kid who plays lacrosse, acts, and dated a lesbian for 3 months. He has anxiety attacks often and cries his myself to sleep. He’s good at hiding his emotions and appears to be happy and cheerful all the time.

Wow, they look pretty happy. I wonder if they’re a Matthew Honan or if they’re really happy

Matthew Honan by Depressed big boi August 23, 2018

Matthew Batzar 

Matthew Hayden Batzar is known by all as the best and most superior human being on planet earth. He is the most handsome and perfect person and you should be his friend because of how cool he is.

Matthew Batzar is the coolest kid in school.

Matthew Batzar by Mafiofu45367 December 29, 2018

Matthew Lutchman Bennett 

Gay boy that’s garb at soccer and can’t play fort and his hair looks like a coffee maker omega lol

Maddie, ur boyfriend is such a matthew lutchman bennett

Matthew Lutchman Bennett by Matthews god friend January 28, 2019

Matthew kidwell 

My best brother and a fucking idiot

Yo, matthew kidwell is a fucking idiot but i love him😂

Matthew kidwell by Cameron the glass March 11, 2019

matthew treffers 

A Matthew Treffers is a one in a million guy. He will care for you and will love you with everything his got. If you got a Matthew Treffers in your life don’t let him go you will never find one again. With his warm smile and caring heart he really is a special guy.

Is that your guy?!

Ya! It’s Matthew Treffers, he’s the best!!

matthew treffers by M_ichaelia85 March 21, 2019

matthew sargent 

Gazebo

Matthew sargent means idiot/gazedo

matthew sargent by Gazebo/idiot April 4, 2019

Matthew Thomason 

A lad, normally from Yorkshire, who is an absolute prick and cheats on his girlfriend.
A term as an insult, usually.

Person 1: I saw that bloke the other week with a different lass to the one he’s with now.
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Matthew Thomason or something.

Matthew Thomason by evillweevil July 13, 2019