May 2nd

May 2nd is send your boyfriend a 🍑 picture day

Boy: HEY, my gf just sent me 🍑 pics!!
Y/n: Yea, its May 2nd

by Layy😘👍 May 2, 2022

May 24

The fu*k off day

Oh may 24

by Diskinis September 3, 2022

May 5

This is a day where you prank your teacher. 😻🦶

person 1: is may 5, let’s think of a prank!
person 2: *whisper the idea*

person 1 & person 2: now let’s wait the perfect time to prank! 😝😇

by Soobin Dolphin April 24, 2022

Justus and Mai

The perfect relationship to ever exist amongst humanity and even deities. Their cute interactions are constantly drawing attention and making others feel jealous of how perfect they are. Whether it's enjoying each other on a simple date or in bed, this couple is incredible in every single way. There will never be a relationship as perfect as Justus and Mai. Anyone who thinks they can do better than them are fools and will be left sorely disappointed. Let this be a warning to all those who try to either ruin this amazing couple or who try to outclass them :3

"Wow, Justus and Mai?!?!?! They're so cute together!!!"

by BlackRaven34 January 9, 2022

Tiro Mais

Your asshole.

Pisano gives his Tiro Mais

by The Shard. April 3, 2023

May 20th

May 20th is national suck Edwards dick day and a birthday of a badass.

On May 20th we will party hard.

by DancingQueen829 October 15, 2019

May 17th

May 17th is national give your cat a cuddle day. If you don’t have a cat go hug your friends cat. If you don’t hug a cat then it’s your loss

Person number 1: what day is it?
Person 2: may 17th 🙄
Person number 1: oh shiet I need to go hug the cat

by Lou is hazzas babie🤤 November 11, 2019