The type of guy you should not mess with, you never know when he will let the beast out. Has an army of big titty women on his pillows, they shouldnt be touched or you will die of acidic burns. He is the type of guy to duck under bullets like the matrix. Always has a fedora on hand and has all the anime powers.
Bully: Hey nerd!
Sigma male: What did you call me. *death stare*
Bully: D-d-dont hit me please. *whimping and shivering*
Sigma male: Thats what i thought. Now scarm!
Sexy hot waifu: Heyy sigma-kun, give me your dick.
Sigma male: With pleasure waifu-chan. *tips fedora*
Sigma male: What did you call me. *death stare*
Bully: D-d-dont hit me please. *whimping and shivering*
Sigma male: Thats what i thought. Now scarm!
Sexy hot waifu: Heyy sigma-kun, give me your dick.
Sigma male: With pleasure waifu-chan. *tips fedora*
by Fridge_UD April 27, 2023
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Once a Aries love you they will never let go, they will want to stay forever. They tend to fall in love easily so that isn't always a good thing.
Little facts like there favorite color is Red and there favorite number is 9. They love to exercise and love to spend time, think about, or talk to there significant other.
Once you have an Aries don't ever let go of one, that would be a mistake and the Aries males is full with love, all they will want to do is love you.
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