yogurt jizz

The liquid on top of yogurt that most people throw away or stir in.

What's the liquid on top of my yogurt? Yogurt jizz.

by jojo95 May 10, 2016

waste of jizz

When one is a waste of space or human life...jizz- referring to sperm..

You really need to lose that Girl,she is a waste of jizz..

by Ballz710 April 17, 2014

the jesus jizz

when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists

oh no it’s the jesus jizz

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

The jezza jizz

It is where a man (particularly named jezza) ejaculates over his missus while singing and dancing to the fortnite song “chug jug with you” to assert dominance and regain strength

Man 1: bro watch out he’s doing the jezza jizz

Man 2: run before he catches you!

Jezza: We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town

by Cactusjack69 July 26, 2021

jizz bag

Can be synonymous with "Douche Bag" in certain circles.

Him?...that guys a complete jizz bag.

by jasonic September 14, 2005

jizz injector

a device which would be used to inject male load directly in the anus of the common house plant.

hey sally could you pass me that jizz injector so i can pump this ficus full of my man gravy

by jerbmx420 January 20, 2011

Jizz Wizz

When a male or female urinates after sex. Males will often notice a minuscule amount of sperm at the beginning of urination. Women will note a lot if on birth control or trying to conceive.

Dude, me and my gf had to Jizz Wizz last night. I hit it so good and she's on birth control so I just let it go, know what I mean? I jizz wizzed and she pretty much just pissed out my jizz, what a night I tell ya.

by The JJACKS! January 26, 2011