Jacob

A whole BIOTCH that says he’s gonna wake up to go workout but really he needs his beauty sleep so he ditches the workout after you’ve already woken up at 7am to wake him up.

Girl: Heyy good morning you ready to put the work in🤪

JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.

by Jacobisabitch April 30, 2020

Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man

Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games

by Absolute legand November 22, 2021

Jacob

Jacob has a big d*ck he always has a big dick he is sometimes dumb but when he feels like it he’ll be smart sometimes he be acting really gay

Maya:Jacob has a big dick I sucked it,but it didn’t fit In my mouth
Erick: woah you must had fun last night ;)

by Westanbts💜💜 July 16, 2019

Jacob

Just date him already! He's super sweet, has a great personality, and is super playful and weird in the best ways possible.

Jacob is so sweet! Did you see what he got me for Valentine's Day?

by ollie10 February 15, 2022

Jacob

The guys a fucking jezzy

“Jacob is here, what an absolute jezzy”

by Riquelmeeasportsisass November 23, 2021

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

Jacob

Someone who always cares deeply about their ex partners and their family and always wishes the best for them. He is someone who should be considered for a second chance.

Hey Rachel you should see what Jacob is getting into now a days. I know he means well.

by Stazzi;) November 22, 2021