The J Special

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.

Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!

by unearthen November 24, 2018

PB&J

When a man loves his woman so much, he is willing to compromise on that day of the month. First, the dong is used to ravage her booty hole, and upon pulling out, the man's bell-end(penis head) is covered in a peanut butter substance. He then proceeds to mash his wanker into the jelly-filled period cooter, thus creating a perfect mashup of peanut butter and jelly in between two slices of ass.

My side piece has been on her period for the past week, but it's okay since I was able to make a delicious PB&J between her enormous bum cheeks.

by bell.end October 24, 2018

J-Money

An absolute cretin of a being, with fucked up fingers and eyes, and isn’t a functional member of society. Should be put down Old Yeller style if you see him.

Look at that J-Money over there, such a fucking cripple.

by BungusBorp February 12, 2019

J Date

To spend a nice evening at home with oneself and your hand. A Jerk Date.
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .

"Hey man, you wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."

by DK Garden May 18, 2018

J-hope

He is a member of BTS he is just the sun in of its self and dancer raps and sings like an angel and has the looks of a bad wrecker

Nicknames: Hobi J-horse J-nope

J-hope:*smiles*
Me:*blocks my face from J-hope ( sun ) though the screen*
Random person: who's that

Me:*shows the screen to her*
Random person: I think I'm blind now
Me:*pats shoulder*

by _Hobi_is_my_bias_ April 4, 2019

J-Pop

Jewish pop music.

That j-pop song about controlling all the money is lit.

by J Roach February 15, 2020

J and K

these two may have been separated once but came back again stronger than ever. Usually one is talking to someone else at the time but with time anything can happen, if these two got together they would be a power couple 💑 with time anything can happen. If this is you and someone else give some time and see what happens

Friend A:who would be the cutest couple?

Friend B: probably J and K

by isitasign October 17, 2020