Skip to main content

hand internship

Guy: hey baby. I have a surprise in my pocket for you
Girl: ew. Are you asking me to give you a hand job
Guy: no, more like a hand internship
by H-Dawg_ May 15, 2015
mugGet the hand internship mug.
A shitty ass school where a lot of kids think it’s the coolest place ever when it’s really not. Too much diversity, full of lame ass nerds, girls who think they’re pretty when they’re pigs, and boys who are unloyal as shit.
Oh my god, Rosa International Middle School is so fun and exciting!”

“Dude, that’s a funny ass joke.”
by ithinkimtheshitwhenimafakepig October 21, 2017
mugGet the rosa international middle school mug.

Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus

The condition in which your film streaming service loses internet connectivity at precisely the most dramatic moment of a scene.
"I was watching Bronson and right as Tom Hardy lunged for the prison guards the movie suffered from Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus."
by LondonBridgeisFuckingDown September 27, 2011
mugGet the Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus mug.

Welcome to the Internet

by SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH! September 19, 2021
mugGet the Welcome to the Internet mug.

intestinal yoga

polite way of saying you have to take healthy crap
Excuse me, but I need to go perform some intestinal yoga. I'll be back in a few minutes.
by babates February 24, 2006
mugGet the intestinal yoga mug.

interesting news

Interesting news occurs when you're playing Mario Kart Wii online and suddenly realize you've jumped to first place due to disconnecting and will have to find a new line-up.
by 123 Tawn August 11, 2009
mugGet the interesting news mug.

Internet Appeal

How well people take to you in chat rooms, forums, myspace, twitter, facebook, youtube etc.

Often affected by the number of people who are your friends on these sites. (or in the case of Youtube, "subscribers" and twitter, "followers")

These figures however are often contradictory to the amount of friends people have in real life as the internet is anonymous, hence your internet appeal is separate to your real life appeal.

Internet appeal is also affected by how much of a douche you are on the internet. If you flame, it can lead to people starting a class action to officially remove you from the internet and all its associated communities (xbox live etc) and or the local McDonald's restaurants where you steal Wifi from, you poor flamer.
Person 1: *Sends friend request to Person 2*

~ 3 hours later ~

Person 2: *Accepts*
Person 1: Internet appeal +1
by partyatmine38 February 10, 2010
mugGet the Internet Appeal mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email