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The Arden Theory is that no one named Arden actually looks like they’d be an Arden
Person 1: “oh look at this girl, Arden”
Person 2: “her name is Arden? She looks more like a Caitlyn to me…”
Person 1: “totally.”
Person 2: “see? Arden Theory.”
by Shrek5ever April 7, 2024
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The Andy’s Theory

The Andy’s Theory, is a theory where people respond immediately right after you text him.
Why does he respond so quickly? Maybe The Andy’s Theory can help out with this
by Andy’s Theory January 6, 2020
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Straight Up Theory

The act of pointing ones genitalia straight into ones mouth “accidentally” and then ejaculating.
I believe Kanye West subscribes to Straight up theory recently
by El Choso November 8, 2025
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Level 11 Theory

In Clash Royale, every player who uses an annoying or overpowered strategy is somehow always has a Level 11 king tower, or the opponent is also Level 11 but their card levels are not as high. Level 11 is one of the last levels before real skill is needed to play the game, which is why many players use overpowered decks full of splash-damage cards to get a quick win, but eventually hit a wall of actually good players. Level 11 Theory also extends to a player's spending on the game, often having level 13 or higher cards through excessive spending in the shop.

Alongside this, the phrase "Level 11 Theory" is often commented on Clash Royale short-form content in which every tower and troop is at level 11. This isn't because both players in the match have only reached level 11 for their cards, but rather that they are playing a friendly match (friendly matches have every card at level 11 for both sides) and whatever is shown in the video is likely staged for views.
Dave: Bro, I just hit King Level 11 and now every match is against some spammy jackass with Level 14 E-barbs and Wizard. I
John: Level 11 Theory
by nycdoggo July 19, 2025
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Invisible String Theory

Idk what the others are talk abouting; this was life before we found the Higgs-Boson particle
2010? That was back in the days of the Invisible String Theory. Then—just 11 years after the towers fell—we proves that there is a particle that gives other particles mass: the Higgs-Boson particle.
by davus0000 May 17, 2025
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Dead Lesbian Theory

The disappearance of traditional lesbian women as more and more would’ve been lesbians become trans men or gender non-conforming instead.
Lesbian: I can’t seem to find any other lesbians these days.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.
by #I’mStraight June 13, 2025
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Jerkmate Synchronization Theory

A theory where there is someone in the world which is jerking off to the same content as you and at the same time as you
Based on the Jerkmate Synchronization Theory, I'm not odd for liking this shit
by Spiotto April 10, 2025
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