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Dead Lesbian Theory

The disappearance of traditional lesbian women as more and more would’ve been lesbians become trans men or gender non-conforming instead.
Lesbian: I can’t seem to find any other lesbians these days.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.
by #I’mStraight June 13, 2025
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Alive Internet Theory

The opposite theory of the dead internet theorem.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.
A: "Bro why do you even watch so much porn, have you ever heard of dead internet theory, in 10 years all of these videos will have vanished!"
B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"
by Tyris The Downer August 2, 2025
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Jerkmate Synchronization Theory

A theory where there is someone in the world which is jerking off to the same content as you and at the same time as you
Based on the Jerkmate Synchronization Theory, I'm not odd for liking this shit
by Spiotto April 10, 2025
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Invisible String Theory

Idk what the others are talk abouting; this was life before we found the Higgs-Boson particle
2010? That was back in the days of the Invisible String Theory. Then—just 11 years after the towers fell—we proves that there is a particle that gives other particles mass: the Higgs-Boson particle.
by davus0000 May 17, 2025
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Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.
well that tweet was using twitter theory.
by ActuallyVorteks November 3, 2021
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Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein
by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023
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Peter theory

When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.
Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”
by Lilwilly. October 23, 2023
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