GermandevsCE0

Ceo of mafia

I am god, aka GermandevsCE0

by Rowan _0x December 3, 2021

German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

GERALD ELI

A POOP THAT IS GAE

GERALD ELI IS POOP

by HAHALOOSER IS POOP January 21, 2022

Gerald

What my girlfriend calls my meat stick

Damn baby, Geralds so hard

by Genogold1 December 8, 2021

German Friday

When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.

Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

German Bias

1 Getting beaten up by other Nations but just then your strengths are comin out.
2 Being shit until the team throws up and you have to defend.

"Everything was just fine, but then German Bias hit and his FDG got citadelled by a DD"

by N7_Machine December 26, 2021

geraldstockingtin

A hot and spicy emo named geraldstockingtin they are very spicy and hate life and are also depressed but very okay right now they make south park videos randomly and cry alot

Woah.. is that geraldstockingtin she’s so hot and spicy

by geraldstockingtin December 29, 2021