Mother Father

PG Mother Fucker.
Grandpa.

You break my day, you Mother Father!

by NZ732 May 24, 2024

e-father

A father you have on the internet (not your real/blood father).

This person look outs for you and provides support in a fatherly manner.

My e-father helped me out with some advice

by y0hami May 27, 2024

Fecal Feather

When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.

The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.

Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.

Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by PervyPandas June 22, 2024

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Nod Father

Refers to the movie the God Father, a person on fentanyl that nods more than anyone else around the room, the one that controls the fentanyl that's being used

That guys got so much fentanyl that he must be the Nod Father

by Stephon hubb January 16, 2026

Deadbeat father

Someone that don’t care if their child lives or dies, someone who don’t check on there kids and maybe call on there birthday, they don’t care how their child are affected. Long as Dad is able to do as he please and pop in and out when he please, he know he got the father of the year card for doing absolutely nothing. Why mom’s suffering to make sure the kids have everything they need and want, cause she has to pick up the slack the idiot want do, but want a pat on the back from his kids. He don’t call to see how they doing in school, he don’t even check to see if his living arrangements are good, don’t care to see the child at all. Want the child to come to him, so he want have to put in no effort want the child to call him so he want have to call. Never have anything to give the child money, advice, hugs, no I love you nothing. And it’s really because the idiot don’t have an inch in his body of love for that child, he just know he have a child. However Dad have money to get high, haircuts, gambling and going out. Why mom’s suffering dealing with going without not living life and sometimes unappreciated by her kids. But the kids find it in there heart to see dad is not doing anything wrong just since he does nothing. And call here and there. Most kids can’t name one thing there dad did for them willingly or purchased, make sure school going good, said I love you, or took them somewhere with his money not no one’s else money his. But he call and none of it matters.

deadbeat father don’t give af about there kid well being, not there emotional, supportive, or just advice. Some who have enough money to get high. But can’t reach out to there kids.

by Deadbeat Father February 3, 2026