Chicago Fire

Quite frankly the worst soccer team in the world. Known for both their poor style of play and poor sportsmanship.

"My son's peewee team played well today. They would crush the Chicago Fire."

by fireman2012 September 16, 2012

Fire fuck

A chick from whom you catch an std after sexual relations.

Guy 1 "That chick by the bar sure is hot!"
Guy 2 "Stay away from that one dude, she's a fire fuck."
Guy 1 "Oh-snap, Fo real?"

by crazycaper31 April 4, 2009

Fire in the hole

The phrase uttered by a seriously constipated person as a good-luck expression just before trying a waxy suppository for the very first time (typically one you steal from your grandma's medicine cabinet).

20 minutes later, you find out how fuckin' wise grandma actually is.

Molly: (whispering) ....Fire in the hole ....

(20 minutes later, after Molly shits her colon inside-out and rinses it in the sink)

Grandma: (Knock-knock) ....Oh, honey, run the fan and light a match.

by joedaprogramma January 8, 2013

fireable

An employee who adds no value whatsoever to a company or enterprise.
A slacker.

A: "How many redundants do we have on the payroll?"
B: "I found a fireable at Sales."
A: "OK. Proceed."

by rperazag July 28, 2010

Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms

(trodʒən|s fajər ænd ajs kɑndəmz )- n.

1. A product of the Trojan company. It is a condom created from a partnership between Church & Dwight Company, Incorporated and Sanofi S.A.to combine two of their greatest assets together, the Trojan Condom, and the IcyHot cream and patch, to, apperantly, relieve erectile pains while engaging in sexual intercourse. It has been so successful, it recieved the coveted two and a half stars on Amazon, and a host of bloggers who, between bragging about their sexual prowess, gave it such glowing reviews as "traumatising", "horrifying", "like lubing your dick with IcyHot" (not a completely inaccurate discription), "nightmarish", etc.

2. Buffoon, a Cretin, one who is considered to be unusally dull, lacking in brillance or intellect.

(etmy. 1. From the individual componets 2. Translated literally from the Irish 'Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú', proverbially meaning one who does stupid things repeatedly)

1. Oh God, my dick, it feels like...oh God, please stop the pain...I shall take a vow of chasity after this... God I shall never buy Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms again!

2. He is such a Trojan's Fire and Ice Condom

by Tom O' Bedlam September 25, 2011

Goblet of Fire

A Goblet of Fire is when a girl is giving you head and right when you cum you grab her hair and yank her head back causing her to gargle the cum in her mouth.

*** You must be a redhead (firecrotch) in order for this to be considered the Goblet of Fire.

Hey Harry, last night I gave Hermoine the Goblet of Fire it was way killer!!

by Ronaldo Weasley July 6, 2010

hell fire

to competely overwhelm and dominate another person, often by slamming their body until submission.

Don't mess with me! I will reign hell fire down on you!

Do you want me to give you a dose of hell fire?

I reigned hell fire on Sally and now she is taking a dirt nap.

by Kristin76 February 7, 2007