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Ghost Fingering

The act of raising your left arm and extending your middle finger as in "the finger" or the middle finger (as in giving someone the (middle) finger or the bird or flipping someone off) as an obscene hand gesture reversed (over your left shoulder) whilst riding your illegal Electric Bike faster than the legal speed limit in the UK and triggering a Speed Camera so it captures you Ghost Riding (see Ghost Rider's definitions) and giving the Police "the finger" in the captured Police evidence.
I love to do Ghost Fingering to the Police Gatso Camera when I Ghost Ride past above the legal speed limit on my illegal Electric Bike.
by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020
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finger slaying

the act of repeatedly finger fucking a broad's meat dounut.
Brad: "hey, how was tristan last night?"
Ed: "Amazing, she may be a little sore today. I was finger slaying the shit out of her all night."
by hobbitfeet May 4, 2006
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Finger Blocked

1.To prevent two women from having intercourse with each other
2. The lesbian version of a "cock block"
Kelly and Sandra were about to have sex with each other, but Sandra's little brother finger blocked them when he woke up

Amy: "Yesterday, Crystal and I were getting intimate at the party, when Jamie, her ex-girlfriend, spilled her drink on me."

Lexi: "That's terrible. How rude of her to finger block you two."
by DeathByASpoon June 6, 2010
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finger of the dead

The morning after a particularly heavy night of beer and Mexican food, when that one icy drop of water splashes back up after your drop a turd and it hits the exact eyelet of your asshole, briefly causing your breath to catch in your throat.
The finger of the dead just about made me jump out of my skin this morning!!
by udm1234 October 7, 2011
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jobby fingers

When crumbling soap bar or cannabis resin between ones fingers the brown marks left on ones fingers are said to be known as jobby fingers.
Mate am no rollin the smoke that soapay, al get pure jobby fingers
by mussytillidie September 28, 2009
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farmer finger

the act of a southern man or farmer inserting his dirty finger in the girls pussy
hey i gave that girl the farmer finger last night
by 420 weed smoker February 14, 2017
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Finger day

On october 15 you can go around and finger girls
On finger dayYou walk around in school and you put your finger in her
by gamergirl32 October 12, 2019
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