someone who makes a facebook page and never checks it.
the opposite of somebody who has a farmville.
the opposite of somebody who has a farmville.
Wow my brother has a facebook but never gets on. he is such a deadbeat facebooker.
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by hermanmelville 1256 February 4, 2010
Get the Deadbeat Facebooker mug.a Facebook user who logs on and lies in wait for someone else to log on, so that they can immediately trap them in a conversation.
Hm, I think I'll log into Facebook.
2 seconds later:
new message from Jason: HEY!!!!!
Damn, what a Facebook Shark.
2 seconds later:
new message from Jason: HEY!!!!!
Damn, what a Facebook Shark.
by PoisonPen May 23, 2009
Get the Facebook Shark mug.When you leave the room forgetting to close your Facebook and your friend updates your status to say something gay/embarrassing/uncool.
Seth Hummer: just gave my first blow job. It was the best thing i have ever done with my mouth.
Justin Chelf: wtf hummer, you faggot.
Seth Hummer: somebody's been Facebook shaggin' me.
Justin Chelf: wtf hummer, you faggot.
Seth Hummer: somebody's been Facebook shaggin' me.
by Seymourbutts5 November 12, 2009
Get the Facebook Shaggin' mug.1)When Facebook makes you do something.
E.g When Facebook at first gives you a choice to upgrade your profile, but then says it will upgrade your profile in a few days. When the old version works fine and you like it, and wish to keep it.
E.g When Facebook at first gives you a choice to upgrade your profile, but then says it will upgrade your profile in a few days. When the old version works fine and you like it, and wish to keep it.
Dave: I don't want to upgrade my profile, I like the old one.
Fred: I know, but they are automatically upgrading everyone in a couple of days if you haven't already done it yourself.
Dave: Bullsh*t, that's Facebook Fascism
Fred: I know, but they are automatically upgrading everyone in a couple of days if you haven't already done it yourself.
Dave: Bullsh*t, that's Facebook Fascism
by JimmyNZ January 12, 2011
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by Glenny Glen Glen May 17, 2011
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Get the Facebook relationship mug.1. When a person is on Facebook so much that their eyes twitch to the bottom right-hand corner, checking to see if they have any notifications purely out of habit, even when they are on a website that is not Facebook.
2. Less common: When a person uses Facebook so much that they respond to non-Facebook-related situations (sometimes in the real world) in ways that would only be used on Facebook.
2. Less common: When a person uses Facebook so much that they respond to non-Facebook-related situations (sometimes in the real world) in ways that would only be used on Facebook.
1. I was on Urban Dictionary the other day, where there are no notifications, but my Facebook twitch made me check the corner every two seconds.
2. Her Facebook twitch was so bad that when she saw me eating a muffin, she proceeded to shout out that she'd like to 'become a fan.'
2. Her Facebook twitch was so bad that when she saw me eating a muffin, she proceeded to shout out that she'd like to 'become a fan.'
by Nicobeans April 27, 2009
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