facebook fuck

the act of befriending some one who you wish to engage in sexual intercourse, fellatio, and/or cunningulus, and express your intentions to them through repetitive poking.

Dude i got so wasted and totally facebook fucked this ugly bitch.

by Mozezamos March 9, 2008

Deadbeat Facebooker

someone who makes a facebook page and never checks it.
the opposite of somebody who has a farmville.

Wow my brother has a facebook but never gets on. he is such a deadbeat facebooker.
deadbeat
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by hermanmelville 1256 February 4, 2010

Facebook Shark

a Facebook user who logs on and lies in wait for someone else to log on, so that they can immediately trap them in a conversation.

Hm, I think I'll log into Facebook.
2 seconds later:
new message from Jason: HEY!!!!!
Damn, what a Facebook Shark.

by PoisonPen May 23, 2009

Facebook Shaggin'

When you leave the room forgetting to close your Facebook and your friend updates your status to say something gay/embarrassing/uncool.

Seth Hummer: just gave my first blow job. It was the best thing i have ever done with my mouth.

Justin Chelf: wtf hummer, you faggot.

Seth Hummer: somebody's been Facebook shaggin' me.

by Seymourbutts5 November 12, 2009

Facebook Fascism

1)When Facebook makes you do something.

E.g When Facebook at first gives you a choice to upgrade your profile, but then says it will upgrade your profile in a few days. When the old version works fine and you like it, and wish to keep it.

Dave: I don't want to upgrade my profile, I like the old one.
Fred: I know, but they are automatically upgrading everyone in a couple of days if you haven't already done it yourself.
Dave: Bullsh*t, that's Facebook Fascism

by JimmyNZ January 12, 2011

Mexican Facebook

The tinted back window of a Latino's car that is adorned with various names, stenciled faces, and RIP messages.

The Mexican Facebook page on the back of that El Camino has four different faces on it.

by Glenny Glen Glen May 17, 2011

Facebook relationship

A couple that seems to only date through facebook and not in the real world.

Brittany and Adam seem like their not even going out!

yea they have a total facebook relationship

by Idiptoastinchili November 11, 2010