Crotch fruit

Children born by natural child birth.

I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.

by Samboniez May 30, 2020

Paopu Fruit

G-rated version of sex. See also "holding hands" or "dancing."

He wanted to share a paopu fruit with her, but you know if they were adults it'd be netflix and chill!

by KayleeTheMechanic February 18, 2020

Juicy Fruit

When an individual saturates their hand in saliva before reaching into their anus and removes a piece of shit and then proceeds to eat it

Steve: Hey bro
Mark: How did i go last night?
Steve: That bitch wanted a Juicy Fruit

by frenchtostboi March 2, 2020

Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops

Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.

As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

Fruit Salad

The sexual act of alternating between eating someone's ass and licking their balls.

"Dude, I hear Michael tossed your salad last night"
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."

by Salad-Lover September 7, 2020

Fruit Guy

nickname for rockstar Harry Styles

People really like that fruit guy huh.

by soupsalutations September 13, 2020

Cubed Fruit

Jordi Long

Jordi Long is a cubed fruit

by Shorid October 1, 2020